Updated post-Christmas (and because it's the Web don't expect any of the links to stay valid for more than about 13 hours).

An apalling combination of greed and lack of imagination...

I seem to have lost my favorite sunglasses, a pair of Hobie Woodies. So I'm in the market for a replacement.
A wireless network for my house.
My own Internet Domain (caboteria.org).
Diamond Rio or similar portable MP3 player
Ducati Monster, 900cc's please! -or- Triumph Speed Triple
Psion Series 5mx -or- Series 7
2000 Chevy Corvette (no links, just spiffy shockwave at chevrolet.com)
Playstation (boat, not video game). Of course, it will probably be for sale cheap in 2001.
books! (Tim Berners-Lee, others?)i
A GPS receiver (so I'll never ever have to ask for directions)
Inexpensive ubiquitous wireless internet access (looks like it will be a few more years before I get this).
Magnetic Poetry
iI heard a Tom Lehrer song on the radio the other day and remembered that I don't have any of his records. How about this CD?

And of course Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards men...